Cinderfellow, or, an inside joke/apology to Bianca/Nuna for dropping English Drama Performance, even after our remarkable rendition of Cinderfellow

"I want to go to the ball!" said Cinderfellow

"You're too ugly!" said his wicked stepbrother.

"You're too stupid!" said his other wicked stepbrother.

"You're too young!" said Nuna, his wicked stepfather (no relation to Bianca).

Cinderfellow felt bad. He would have gone to the ball regardless of what his wicked step-relatives thought. The only problem was that he had wayyyyy too many classes he wanted to take. And the ball was at 9:30 AM on Wednesday morning, which is exactly when Cinderfellow liked to sleep.

On the Wednesday morning of the ball, Cinderfellow lay in bed, dreaming about how ugly, stupid, and young he was. He also dreamed about all the other classes he wanted to take that conflicted with the ball. All of the sudden, a Fairy Godfather appeared in his hostel.

"WTF?" shouted Cinderfellow, "How did you get in my hostel?"

"You're in Hostel C, where the security is shit," replied the Fairy Godfather.

"True," replied Cinderfellow. "Well, what are you going to do to me?"

"I'm going to send you to the ball!" declared the Fairy Godfather.

"But I'm too ugly, stupid, and young. And I'm too tired. And I have too many classes!" said Cinderfellow.

"That's okay! Here is some food from the Lingnan University canteen; it will make you older. And here is some Red Bull; it will make you less tired. And here are four extra hours; they will allow you to take more classes. As for your ugliness and stupidity... you're on your own."

"Hasa!!" (spelling?) exclaimed Cinderfellow, and took off for the ball.

At the ball, he met Princess Charming, who was a really good dancer and knew how to dance very well. They danced for a very long time, but then the clock struck 12 and Cinderfellow's Red Bull buzz wore off and he had another class to go to, so he had to leave. He ran away and might have accidently kicked his shoe at P.C. He was sorry for that.

Later on, Princess Charming found Cinderfellow and returned his shoe. He thanked her, but apologized that he couldn't go to any more Wednesday morning balls due to scheduling conflicts, but he wished her the best. And they lived happily ever after for the next four months.

The End.

Hasa!!!